@mannequin: Between Nole and the other photographer whose name I cannot currently recall, Tyra's friends are trending a bit rapey.

@ChitChatterson: I am pretty sure that;s just the UCONN team. Their

I have a toddler, a dog, two cats and some seriously drafty windows. It's only Nov. 1 and I am nearly all cuddled out.

@Gemoftheday: The lobster says thank you!

@hystericaldame: It's uncanny, really.

Laser Portrait: Ditka and the Lobster would kindly like to invite you to party with us next Halloween.

@feministabroad: Thank you! The lobster is angry because she is waiting for Ditka to stop futzing with her hair.

@feministabroad: Thank you! The lobster is angry because she is waiting for Ditka to stop futzing with her hair.

@Peppermint: Why thank you. I feel like I owe Jezebel an awesome story though.

@Spaceman Bill Leah: Dammit. It was Laura Ingalls. I can never get a damn pic to upload.

This year's unsexyness.

@vox_rowan: That's why we're so fat. Clearly.

@Bad Ash is LouisiAnna: All Midwesterners, however, are still naive and fat.

@MoonCat82: You are awesome. I hope they read it all, too.

@bookling: That's the word on the street.

Finally, somewhere I can display my grey zip-hoodie collection in peace.

@SomeAuthorGirl: When my dog chewed up my copy... I was not sad.

@hillarym hit the triple nerd score: I think my dad would be P.O.'d to find out about this astroturf thing. Imagine all the football he could have watched instead of mowing the lawn...

I am glad to see the PR world is branching out from "exhaustion".

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: But I don't have a daughter, I have a son! Ooooh. :)