@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: I learned this weekend that not nearly enough people have seen this movie which is astounding considering it is on TV about twice a month.

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: No, it's that place where everyone from my high school went to rehab.

It's a good thing the SpaceHusband didn't get booted from the country seeing as how I could. not. stop. laughing. during our emergency green card trip to the courthouse.

@SparklyTempest: It helps to be married to a Canadian when sourcing the pieces :)

@andBegorrah: Then you'd be like every drunk guy I met that night. First they'd harass me for the Habs gear then they'd realize I was a chick and just sort of hang around trying to talk to me for the rest of the night.

@Spaceman Bill Leah: Duurrr! Pictures now working now.

A sad lobster. I am never sexy on Halloween. I like goofy costumes the best.

@aliasmisskat is a glue gun goddess: Awww, I am making myself a Laura outfit this year. I'd love to see the picture of yous.

@SparklyTempest: Great minds think alike! See above!

@vamusical: I think I told people I was Saku Koivu.

The beard is doll hair glued to my face with eyelash glue. I look very much like a dude. So much so that even my friends didn't know who I was at first.

Poor Princess Leia is getting Wookie blocked.

@sportz.star: Or this Rita.

@Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): A mother of 12 is afraid of sexy times? Now I don't want to be calling this lady a liar...

I've always said I didn't want to lose the fat, just move it around a little. Yay, science!

@topsoftrees: At first I wondered about calling the police and then I realized what a crap load of shit this woman must have dealt with in all the years following the asshat's confirmation. She probably gets TONS of these calls (and crazier ones too, I bet) and forwards them all to the police.

Goddammit! Why couldn't I have seen this earlier? I just made an entirely boring meatloaf for dinner and now I am not going to be able to enjoy it because it's not a mummy.

@AthertonMerriweather: I am now picturing Justin Timberlake greeting someone at the door in a leotard and doing the Beyonce dance while holding a pie (for good measure) and it is making me happy.

@GreyEminence: Close, the SpaceHusband is but I love, LOVE using tabernac! a as curse word. It has a lot of style.

@ShadyLane: Dammit!