@Kivrin: Tabernac!

This is why I will never learn French. It's so hard even they can't speak it correctly.

@lolita7b3: I am betting there is also a feed/pet the farm animals at the pumpkin farm hence the sanitizer. I don't imagine that you can catch much from pumpkins.

@wtfox?!: Best part of having a child: being able to go to any and every dinosaur exhibit I want, without feeling like a total creeper.

@you've got red on you: Well that's terrifying!

I wish I knew my SIL well enough to know if her sense of humor would accommodate checking this out for me.

@pantsless: What the Republicans wouldn't have given for an ill-timed gas fight.

"Well, I was sort of hoping he wouldn't survive the dogs."

I love the nod to protecting the nekkid baby skin from the sun.

@LisaMc: Look up basic Christmas tree costume instructions on the internet and adapt accordingly. I luuuurve making Halloween costumes.

@dirtybee: Wow, your neighbor is a righteous dick. Maybe the next step is a poo catapult?

@_andKateplus8: Ooooooh! Will have to DL this as soon as I get home!

I don't care how stupid these challenges are, I love watching people fall down.

Is that a third boob in the Saudi #7?

Last week a co-worker asked me why I never eat in the communal kitchen. I explained to him that it would embarrassing for all of us if he and others had to watch me eat chunks of string cheese off the floor. I can't hold onto my food for shit.

And this is why I have worn steel captive bead rings in my ears for the last 12 years or so. My old studs just started migrating THROUGH my ear and naturally stretched out the holes.

And this is why I have worn steel captive bead rings in my ears for the last 12 years or so. My old studs just started migrating THROUGH my ear and naturally stretched out the holes.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: No, we watch for the slight chance of a chainsaw dismemberment just like the rest of you.

@Flackette Goes Retro: Wouldn't that be more like a Pink Subaru?

@curlicue: Ice-T and Coco are the modern American fairy tale.