I've always said I didn't want to lose the fat, just move it around a little. Yay, science!

@topsoftrees: At first I wondered about calling the police and then I realized what a crap load of shit this woman must have dealt with in all the years following the asshat's confirmation. She probably gets TONS of these calls (and crazier ones too, I bet) and forwards them all to the police.

Goddammit! Why couldn't I have seen this earlier? I just made an entirely boring meatloaf for dinner and now I am not going to be able to enjoy it because it's not a mummy.

@AthertonMerriweather: I am now picturing Justin Timberlake greeting someone at the door in a leotard and doing the Beyonce dance while holding a pie (for good measure) and it is making me happy.

@GreyEminence: Close, the SpaceHusband is but I love, LOVE using tabernac! a as curse word. It has a lot of style.

@ShadyLane: Dammit!

@Kivrin: Tabernac!

This is why I will never learn French. It's so hard even they can't speak it correctly.

@lolita7b3: I am betting there is also a feed/pet the farm animals at the pumpkin farm hence the sanitizer. I don't imagine that you can catch much from pumpkins.

@wtfox?!: Best part of having a child: being able to go to any and every dinosaur exhibit I want, without feeling like a total creeper.

@you've got red on you: Well that's terrifying!

I wish I knew my SIL well enough to know if her sense of humor would accommodate checking this out for me.

@pantsless: What the Republicans wouldn't have given for an ill-timed gas fight.

"Well, I was sort of hoping he wouldn't survive the dogs."

I love the nod to protecting the nekkid baby skin from the sun.

@LisaMc: Look up basic Christmas tree costume instructions on the internet and adapt accordingly. I luuuurve making Halloween costumes.

@dirtybee: Wow, your neighbor is a righteous dick. Maybe the next step is a poo catapult?

@_andKateplus8: Ooooooh! Will have to DL this as soon as I get home!

I don't care how stupid these challenges are, I love watching people fall down.

Is that a third boob in the Saudi #7?