Last week a co-worker asked me why I never eat in the communal kitchen. I explained to him that it would embarrassing for all of us if he and others had to watch me eat chunks of string cheese off the floor. I can't hold onto my food for shit.

And this is why I have worn steel captive bead rings in my ears for the last 12 years or so. My old studs just started migrating THROUGH my ear and naturally stretched out the holes.

And this is why I have worn steel captive bead rings in my ears for the last 12 years or so. My old studs just started migrating THROUGH my ear and naturally stretched out the holes.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: No, we watch for the slight chance of a chainsaw dismemberment just like the rest of you.

@Flackette Goes Retro: Wouldn't that be more like a Pink Subaru?

@curlicue: Ice-T and Coco are the modern American fairy tale.

@hughman: I read spoliers for shows I don't even watch. I have a problem. This is like giving an Advil to a heroin addict.

@hughman: I have not seen it on TWoP's board. Can you please, PLEASE linky it for us?

@LAmonkeygirl: That's OK. I went to Smith and ours would have been an A capella group singing a medley of Dar Williams, Ani DiFranco and the Indigo Girls.

@itsmejill: Well to be fair to Dodai, everyone who was still on the show last night showed as Fashion Week so it's not really spoiling anything.

Is that a romper with a sweater top and panties for bottoms in Gretchen's collection? W T F.

How, exactly, does one crib a jawbone?

@Little Time Bomb: If I lived that close, I'd be broke.

@girlarchaeologist: Throw in some Hallmark Keepsakes and you pretty much have my tree. No Bigfoot though.

Can I just say, thank you, Dodai for bringing Bronner's into my life. I was about two images into your first ever post on them before I was at the website signing up for my own catalog.

Please, please, please let Poochie be the spokesdog.

I learned how to swear proficiently at a Girl Scout camp at age nine. I also learned a pretty mean fake Australian accent.

@Piercedangel - leader of the Deliberately Barren Brigade!: This is fascinating. Also, I want to come over and play in your wig closet. Well, I assume you must have a wig closet.

@royalfan5: Oh see, I am just playing a perpetual game of chicken (hah!) with salmonella.

@westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago): Or didn't come down with scurvy. How is living like that even possible?