@marks-alot: I am right handed and almost always carry on the left. Only semi-related, after constantly carrying around 30+ lbs. of SpaceToddler, my hitting in softball has gotten waaaay better.

@wildetypewoman: Me too and I am not even from CT, just close enough to the border so that my local news is about how shitty it is for Hartford kids.

@iheartbabymonsters: Oh I know. It just seems so callus to throw around how much you can spend just to get elected when you look down to wildetypewoman's comment below and see that spending vast sums of money on TV commercials is not what that state needs.

@Laulau: Seriously, could you imagine what the Hartford or Bridgeport school systems could do with fifty mil?

I have fallen asleep at punk shows. The SpaceHusband takes Ambien. There is no sleep envy in my household.

Does anyone know what the actual plot is supposed to be? Like, is it just going to be a stupider Dirty Dozen?

@sportz.star: I think I must have said, "Holy shit, I hate that guy" to the SpaceHusband about 1000 times while watching this.

@Ana Cidade: I am currently imagining a dude, standing on the sidewalk, dressed like Ugly Betty.

You know, they are crazy hateful bigots and all but I am totally envious of their frequent flier miles.

After drunkenly failing to have a coherent discussion about which team I was rooting for in the playoffs at the time and running out of the bar in a panic:

@analouisa: Well now that is just 75 flavors of adorable.

"You wanna do it on Senator Kennedy's desk?"

@rampantwhistler: After reading the article, it seems the Park Services people tried to take it away and it broke into little pieces and floated all around the swimming area, stinging people at random.

Anna, we can get together over some wine and talk about dinosaur butts any time.

@Norton: I think you are on to something. It doesn't sound stupid to me at all.

@Mean_Ol_Liberal: Yes, um, hi. Please invite me to whatever party you throw next because your wedding sounds like it was AWESOME.

I college, a lesbian friend received a VCR (I am so, so old) from a friend in Provincetown. As a joke he had left one of his favorite "films" in it for her.

@whiskeyshoes: I ended up having a fairly awkward conversation with my mother about various aspects of the gay community when she demanded to know why I found the poster for the upcoming "Bear Fest" to be so hilarious.

@BAngieB: If you leave the top off too long things get nasty. Really, really nasty.

Once again I feel I must represent for Susan Johnson. These are straight up historical smut. So historical in fact, she has footnotes. Footnotes! Get some larnin' with yo sexy times!