@keldo: Seiously. I had to stop giving the SpaceToddler the mom stare when he was acting up because he would just hairy eyeball me right back and I'd end up laughing.
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@dahlface: a reanimated Peter Boyle reprising his role as Frankenstein's monster?
No YouTube video will ever beat Super Trampoline Basketball and that was only a glorious and painful-looking accident.
We expect this shirt will be pulled from the shelves shortly, too.
@bowleserised: Oh boo, I need a login for the archives. I must know someone who can get me the text.
But what does renowned archaeologist, Dr. Zahi Hawass, have to say about this?
@Jellybish: Laundering? Psht. In the SpaceHousehold, those nasties got thrown AWAY.
@J-No: My company relocated from the building right next to the rally spot just over a month ago. I am pissed.
@twoeightnine: And yet his forehead still doesn't move.
@CatherineSloper: I really, really, sincerely wish I could be friends with those guys.
@MotherChucker: Oh man, I would have died and gone to Ice Wine heaven.
@demozthenes: I think the ears not being cropped (+1, MJF!) give it the mastiff look.
Like attending a women's college (SMITH), drinking beer from the bottle (BREW MY OWN), and having sex with other women (NO), softball (AS MUCH AS I CAN) has long been recognized as a sure sign of homosexuality.
My cats fart. It scares the bejeezus out of them and it is HILARIOUS.
@amyreads: Don't you know, you can only get pregnant if you enjoy it?
@BBQcornnuts: If "doing more" means being able to fast forward through the commercials while I watch TV and pump, then I am all for it.
@Spaceman Bill Leah: Elby would have aced the lookin' tuff competition.
Awwww, I just lost my doggie last week. Thank you all for your lovely pictures.
@TheAnglerfish: Thank you, it is really appreciated.