How I lost My Virginity

I will see this because:

Milk sketti.

Now I know what I am asking for for Mothers' Day.

@BhavBhavBhav: Ontario is hard core. My MiL reminds us every time we are up there that they will impound your car if you are caught going more than 40 km over the speed limit.

@Selwyn for now: Hey girl, eat your veggies.

If the SpaceToddler is any indication, kids need no incitement to eat garbage. Or dog food for that matter.

@LiltingLies: OH! I love the cheek pat:

@Interrobangin': Babies! The Ride.

@DramaClub: Having a conversation with a two-year-old is one of the most entertaining things out there.

Next year the filmmakers will follow up with Toddlers the Movie.

I cannot lie. I would really like to find out what Bruce Willis smells like.

Maybe she has those awkward "claw hands" Tyra is always going on about.

That's right, lil' darlin', cover yer shaaaaame.

@boobookitteh: I can't even get extra Innings because the MLB and Dish Network are having some longstanding snit so I am usually subjected to ESPN or FOX. It's amazing I even watch baseball anymore.

Ok this seals the deal. I am calling Dish today and getting the sports package because I cannot endure another baseball season without NESN in my life. Are you listening, Joe Morgan? You are on notice!

@didntmeanto: This is why I am glad the SpaceHusband is Canadian. He doesn't really have a dog in the baseball fight so I am free to brainwash as I see fit.

@applejuice: If Usher can't teach you to dance, then who can?

@Dancingfrog: That is officially more thought than anyone has ever put into this show, including its creators.

Sigh True story: I spent one college summer living in a frat house. At one point, playing a game not unlike chicken with rubbing alcohol and fire seemed like a good idea. The point was to clasp hands with another person, douse them and set the hands on fire. First person to let go loses.