@florabore: I stand corrected, but still, that's an awesome occupation you have there.

@florabore: You can bore me anytime. That sounds fascinating. Also, I am now pretending that you look like Dr. Ellie Sattler.

So you're saying I should have bought that enormous beer kit for myself, not the SpaceHusband? Damn.

There is something strange going on in Jonas on the left's crotchal area that is making me feel uncomfortable.

@Margot Keller: @femme-bot: Thanks! I am kind of regretting not getting and "akshuly" in there somewhere.

Caveat emptor, splinters can be a bitch.

I was really disappointed that no one referred to Mila's dress as "Rainbow Bright's wedding gown" because that is ALL I can think of when I look at it.

@phalenopsis: Sometimes people like that make me consider carrying around the x-ray of my back, showing that I have a permanently broken vertebra in there and goddamnit, I just can't carry the SpaceToddler around all. the. time.

@thequeenofstartingover: Let's just say there's a reason I was able to find the link fast enough to still get one of the first comments on here.

@Hortense: For you.

That is all that needs be to said.

I get it, really, an hour a day. Now will somebody please invent a way to samba with a full-grown child strapped to your chest?

@through.the.rye: I am glad to see someone backing my love of Red Velvet. I actually hate chocolate cake. Red Velvet is my handshake across the bridge when I am forced to entertain someone's desire for chocolate. (I bake cakes for stuff. A lot.)

@BabyJane: Hah! I just did that in front of the SpaceToddler yesterday and it Blew. His. Mind.

As a person who has required reading glasses since the 6th grade, I commend this article. Every time I see a person at a bar or whatever ironically wearing glasses I want to punch them in the face. Then I have to take my glasses our of my purse so I can read the beer menu.

Muscle relaxers. Not that I've found anyone who'll prescribe them to me for cramps but when I do get my hands on them? Oooooowee! Happy times.

Let's also get some big ups for the Cornell and UMD women's hockey teams who played one hell of a 3OT championship game yesterday afternoon.

@yet i: Indeed, it does have coconut. AND! It's not even really German.

I will love it and hold it and call it Ellie May.