My cats fart. It scares the bejeezus out of them and it is HILARIOUS.

@amyreads: Don't you know, you can only get pregnant if you enjoy it?

@BBQcornnuts: If "doing more" means being able to fast forward through the commercials while I watch TV and pump, then I am all for it.

@Spaceman Bill Leah: Elby would have aced the lookin' tuff competition.

Awwww, I just lost my doggie last week. Thank you all for your lovely pictures.

@TheAnglerfish: Thank you, it is really appreciated.

How I lost My Virginity

I will see this because:

Milk sketti.

Now I know what I am asking for for Mothers' Day.

@BhavBhavBhav: Ontario is hard core. My MiL reminds us every time we are up there that they will impound your car if you are caught going more than 40 km over the speed limit.

@Selwyn for now: Hey girl, eat your veggies.

If the SpaceToddler is any indication, kids need no incitement to eat garbage. Or dog food for that matter.

@LiltingLies: OH! I love the cheek pat:

@Interrobangin': Babies! The Ride.

@DramaClub: Having a conversation with a two-year-old is one of the most entertaining things out there.

Next year the filmmakers will follow up with Toddlers the Movie.

I cannot lie. I would really like to find out what Bruce Willis smells like.

Maybe she has those awkward "claw hands" Tyra is always going on about.

That's right, lil' darlin', cover yer shaaaaame.