@boobookitteh: I can't even get extra Innings because the MLB and Dish Network are having some longstanding snit so I am usually subjected to ESPN or FOX. It's amazing I even watch baseball anymore.

Ok this seals the deal. I am calling Dish today and getting the sports package because I cannot endure another baseball season without NESN in my life. Are you listening, Joe Morgan? You are on notice!

@didntmeanto: This is why I am glad the SpaceHusband is Canadian. He doesn't really have a dog in the baseball fight so I am free to brainwash as I see fit.

@applejuice: If Usher can't teach you to dance, then who can?

@Dancingfrog: That is officially more thought than anyone has ever put into this show, including its creators.

Sigh True story: I spent one college summer living in a frat house. At one point, playing a game not unlike chicken with rubbing alcohol and fire seemed like a good idea. The point was to clasp hands with another person, douse them and set the hands on fire. First person to let go loses.

@florabore: I stand corrected, but still, that's an awesome occupation you have there.

@florabore: You can bore me anytime. That sounds fascinating. Also, I am now pretending that you look like Dr. Ellie Sattler.

So you're saying I should have bought that enormous beer kit for myself, not the SpaceHusband? Damn.

There is something strange going on in Jonas on the left's crotchal area that is making me feel uncomfortable.

@Margot Keller: @femme-bot: Thanks! I am kind of regretting not getting and "akshuly" in there somewhere.

Caveat emptor, splinters can be a bitch.

I was really disappointed that no one referred to Mila's dress as "Rainbow Bright's wedding gown" because that is ALL I can think of when I look at it.

@phalenopsis: Sometimes people like that make me consider carrying around the x-ray of my back, showing that I have a permanently broken vertebra in there and goddamnit, I just can't carry the SpaceToddler around all. the. time.

@thequeenofstartingover: Let's just say there's a reason I was able to find the link fast enough to still get one of the first comments on here.

@Hortense: For you.

That is all that needs be to said.

I get it, really, an hour a day. Now will somebody please invent a way to samba with a full-grown child strapped to your chest?

@through.the.rye: I am glad to see someone backing my love of Red Velvet. I actually hate chocolate cake. Red Velvet is my handshake across the bridge when I am forced to entertain someone's desire for chocolate. (I bake cakes for stuff. A lot.)