@morninggloria: @AndPreciousLittleofThat: I heard a rumor to that extent on WBEZ earlier this week, so maybe??? It would be like some strange new world. I wonder what Rahm would do to those parking meter assholes?

I don't care that driving my commute is killing the environment. At least my hair looks like shit on its own.

I don't hate my job per se, I'd just rather be at home watching episodes of Dinosaur Train.

@Tiger_Eye: The Thomas DVD my son got for Christmas came with temporary tattoos. Seriously.

@jk-47: Just... genius.

Did they misplace the other two or something?

Gemma's photo is making me itchy. But damn! to be that lovely.

@Phintastic: Well I know an 18-year-old who's on her (yes, her) third concussion in the last two seasons. I am going to guess that the data will remain consistent. At least.

@Blast it, Biggs: You also have to take into consideration what Henry might have intended once he caught up to the fiancee.

@LaFemme: The refs really did a poor job here. Even in the NHL, as soon as one player is down on the ice, the fight is ended. I am guessing the situation here is inexperienced refs (who may not be that much older than the players) just could not get this fight in hand.

Hmmm, maybe if I had had a baby planner I wouldn't have ended up with a crib that got recalled twice in one year...

@jigglyball: And this is why Deadspin is terrible now.

@lizdexia: @Teh Indiciiia, professional flower whore: Exactly, cheetahs are bad because then menz can't just dump them in a cab at 4 am when the sexin's over.

@DomesticGoddess: Well that's only sensible. You don't want a six-year-old playing with sharp objects.

This claims fails on one blaring point. There is no way Seacrest is hiring ladies from anyone at any price.

@morninggloria: Damn, I wish I was still at work. A work friend of mine did almost exactly that for another friend. Except she 'shopped a baseball hat and a foam finger onto the fetus. It may be my favorite image EVER. #facebooksfivemostannoyingparen...

I think the combination of eye makeup and egregious sexyface are giving her a Madeline Kahn thing going on. Except Ms. Kahn's sexyface was always kind of the joke whereas Leighton would have no idea why we're laughing. #leightonmeester

@lalie (apologetic mess): I call it shaky cheese too! But sometimes also sprinkly cheese but NEVER Parmesan. #namesforlegopieces

Taylor Lautner will never not be Shark Boy to me. As such, those pictures are terrifying. #angelinalesbian

This is my video of the countdown in Grant Park leading up to Obama being declared the winner. Now with the current political shitstorm from the far right, sometimes I watch it to remind myself that sometimes those assholes just don't matter. #electionday2008