@likepenguins: For that, you get hearted.

@likepenguins: There certainly is and the Red Sox made their rookies wear the whole set for their annual hazing ritual.

@wankster: I think it's the way his voice cracks on "NOISE" that gets me. And of course the thunk at the end.

@flamesonthesideofmyface: Oh me too. I think my life has been changed forever by this phrase.

@EkaterinaBallerina: As a Smithie I find your brief anecdote about your friend to be HI-LARIOUS

@GirlFailer: #1? Really? Did you not hear "turkey pepperoni or REAL PORK SWINE" last week?

Bai Ling, always dressed inappropriately. Even when she looks lovely.

Kelly Wearstler? You mean THE Kelly Wearstler of Top Design who dressed like a toilet paper cover and needed a hairbrush? I guess you could call that fearless. I would have gone with insane though.

@morninggloria: Smart MamaMoGlo. Just think of how much you can get in the inevitable divorce settlement. Each baby you can squeeze out before he is publicly busted carousing with strippers is just gravy on the mashed potatoes of life.

Anna Wintour is dressed like a Vice Principal. It is seriously disorienting.

I think I have a hate crush on a person that works at the same company as me but what I really prefer to do it make up lives for the people I regularly ride the bus with each morning. My favorites are Sassy Nurse Francis and Teenage Mutant Ninja Janitor.

@BabyJane: Don't worry. They did it on purpose because they are waiting until I fly home to see a game with my sister next week to clinch their playoff spot . It'll be ok.

If I tried that thong thing the SpaceHusband would be all, "WTF? Where'd you get that turban?!"

You know it's bad when that fact that she's not wearing any pants is the least of its troubles.

@emfish55: What does the AEAE part even mean? For various reasons I have several teenage girl facebook friends and even I have never seen that before.

@Spaceman Bill Leah: Dammit!

I am so, so shocked that these didn't make Sarah's lampooning cut:

Sadly, that cleaver is sharper than any knives currently in my kitchen.

Shouldn't it be the creepy triplets? I swear there is a third one in there because during the PHO-TOH shoot I kept saying to the SpaceHusband, "Didn't she just go? Why does she get two turns?"

Well the bronzer gun was set to 11, wasn't it?