@MotherChucker: You are going to get me fired! Or Killed!

A Bloody Mary made with Clamato is called a Caesar or Bloody Caesar. According to the ever correct Wikipedia, it is also known as the Canadian National Cocktail. So, there's that.

@Sev: That commercial was almost directly responsible for killing me. I was running on the treadmill and when it came on I started laughing so hard I fell down and ended up clinging to the railing with one arm until I could hit the stop button.

There were people lining up when I got to work yesterday morning. The taping didn't start until 5pm. People are BANANAS, yo.

@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: As soon as he said that I turned to the SpaceHusband and said, "aaaaaand now he's toast."

I need one of the Gawkerites to come in here and post the Super Squats image. I suck at the internets.

What, exactly, does this crazy lady expect me to do at work all day instead?

Wow, western Mass. is kicking ass and taking names on that list. Yay women's colleges!

@SomeAuthorGirl: Unless the boobs are too big and block the sun so the grass is brown.

An hour of teasing? Hasn't this lady ever heard of Bumpits?

Can't we just find some way to get Jimena to change its course northward and kill two birds with one stone? Get on it, science!

I think I've seen this show before. Except back then it was called Ziskind House, Northampton.

@wordinedgewise: Reason #1 I will never live in the southwest. I heard way back when I was a young 'un that people there have to look in their shoes every single time they put them on in order to avoid being stung by scorpions.

@boobookitteh: Haaaaaaaaaaaa. Such an insightful child you were.

@Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): Massachusetts is also the state that invented gerrymandering. We have a history of this shit.

@boobookitteh: I can state for a fact that my parents, Western MA Repubs (not like actual GOP), loathe him.

And my poor little MA is left with a senior Senator that has the personality of a thumbtack...

@TheFormerJuneBronson: Also the Volleyball Hall of Fame!

@BytheSea: A woman's vageen is for her husband only. Duh.

I have no idea what bunny-hugging is but it sounds awesome. Sign me up for Flapperhood.