Hardly any luxury ads? Have you seen how much Crystal Light costs these days?

@prestocaro fears the culling: For some reason there was always one super fantastic ending for which I could not find the correct route. It's like they put in a wholly unconnected happy ending just to mess with the cheaters.

Could they develop a book, just one book, where I don't die instantly? I suck terribly (if such a thing is possible) at CYOA.

Hah. My parents were like, "you have a car- take yourself to college." Although when graduation came (along with all my accumulated shit) it was a family affair since my mom can pack a trunk like nobody's business and my dad drives a pick-up.

I don't need an old journal to know what I was doing Nov 15, 1999. I was drunk. And Nov. 15th this year? I'll be drunk again! In fact, it'll be my 30th and I could really use some suggestions on how to throw down.

I had a mouse that looked like that once. We thought he had a tumor. It turned out he was super constipated from pounding too many Cheerios and we had to feed him mineral oil for a week to get him to crap back down to normal size.

First my mom is a scrunchie wielding sexual deviant and now my dad is some on trend hipster douche. POPULAR MEDIA, STOP MESSING WITH MY FAMILY!

Sending emil to mom asking to ship me her old canning stuff. Good lord, I used to win prizes at the county fair* for this shit. I may as well make it work in my favor.

@Uncommon Whore: She's going to be so confused later today when she checks her messages and finds out one is just 10 minutes of muffled sobbing.

@Uncommon Whore: Well, considering the only person wearing scrunchies anymore is my mo- OH GOD NO! My braaaaaaiiinnnnn!

"Paul Giamatti will replace Sean Penn as Larry in the Three Stooges movie. Benecio Del Toro will play Moe, and Curly has yet to be cast."

Perhaps they should spend less time decorating their new digs and more time addressing the concept of trademark infringement with their design team.

There are, however, abundant size 10's, 12's and 16's.

There is something tragic happening in Jessica Lowndes' chestal area.

I want to be best friends with Lil Mama so I can go over her house and play dress up all day long in her closet. I watch ABDC almost entirely for the days she shows up with something resembling an exploded pigeon glued to her head.

@NefariousNewt: You say this like there isn't already a spec script being written.

@Sadie: @TheFormerJuneBronson: JULIA CAN DO NO WRONG!

Reading about the decay in their friendship in My Life in France made me so sad for some reason.

@cheshirecounty: I was leaning more towards cheap oil painting of company President hanging at corporate HQ.

@hortense: She's sad because no one can remember what happened to her younger brother and sister.