These Death books always made me live in fear of nosebleeds. That was always the first indication that the blond was about to bite it.

Did the Dugout's Papelbon send in that last one?

@Scout: Oh, no arguments here on that.

@..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: I'm Doctor Rockso, the rock n' roll clown! I do cocaaaaaaine!

@SharonTaint: I have what you could call a mommy blog but for a very good reason. All of our relatives live over 800 miles away and it's a good way to keep them updated on what's going on with the grand baby. I seriously doubt that any more than 3 people who don't know me in meat life actually read it.

To be fair, that blender thing is not solely relegated to the doofy menz. Except when I did it, it was hot soup.

@literatebrit: Since when did propagating the human race = no purpose.

@NefariousNewt: Does this mean we can start leaving the childless elderly on the side of mountains or set adrift on ice floes again?

@JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Also don't sing songs about evil lake trolls because they will rise up and kill everyone.

@AJ: I still have the voice of that chubby old lady from the Six Dancing Princesses stuck in my head some 20 years after the fact.

Take your big curls and squeeze them down Ratumba -

@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Yay, Norfolk! I'm not from there but my BFF is and my sister currently resides in the vicinity.

Let me get this straight: The new vintage is antique? Thanks, NYT.

Oh for fuck's sake, Jezebel. How can you expect me to break through this glass ceiling when you do things to make me start bawling at work?

@morninggloria: Neither do dogs, mine would rather hold it.

@Trulymadlyme: I used to know a male 2nd grade teacher. He was also a part-time bartender and full-time manwhore so perhaps the suspicion about male teachers isn't totally unfounded.

@morninggloria: I wish the damn Smith College alumna magazine site wasn't down because otherwise I would link to an awesome article by Andrew Zimbalist . He suggests that the only way to correct the problems with men's sports under Title IX s to stop paying the football & basketball coaches so damn much money. It's…

@sportz.star: I am too afraid of Jillian to have a crush on her.

@babyruthless: The SpaceHusband and I never even considered this. It would have been Tard. Or Burpin. Yeah, not so much.

@Penny: I have 4 names but I moved my maiden name to the middle so I have two of those. It confuses people. A lot.