Do dead people count? Because I have been moderately in love with Julia Child since the age of 2. She came on after Sesame Street.

How nice. Now Grammy can continue to give you judgmental looks regarding your life choices from beyond.

@Spaceman Bill Leah:

Oooh, I used to have this game!

@Little Green Frog: I emailed my sister to borrow her 18 month sized three piece suit for a wedding this summer for the SpaceToddler to wear. She replied, "Oh, just go to the pageant sites, you can find tons of suits there." I went and I was very, very frightened.

@Penny: Based on my Wednesday Facebook news feed, there are a lot of people out there who agree with you. About Wipeout, that is, not meth heads. That I know of anyway.

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: My parents have been married for over 30 years and I am certain it is because they each have their own tv.

This list is incomplete.

@LaComtesse: Hah! So do I. I was even trying to figure out how to spell it out to get the accent to come across but I couldn't make it look right so I just gave up.

@LaComtesse: You have no idea what it’s like to be a fembot pretending to be a femputer in a manbot’s manputer world.

Zell, can I call you Zell? The President has not been here because he's been at the mother fucking G8 summit and attempting to make other countries not hate us, you cockknobbler, not on vacation like some other presidents I could mention. Dumbass.

@LaComtesse: Clever girl...

Does this mean that maybe we will become like those awesome frogs that caused all that trouble in Jurassic Park by spontaneously changing sex to compensate for the all female population?

@TheFormerJuneBronson: If I didn't let the SpaceToddler eat hot dogs, he would starve. Man cannot live on chicken nuggets alone.

I think the thing I love most about these kinds of career waitresses is that the pie you order almost always comes with a side of sass.

Condi's like, "Now you all can talk about my guns for once, bitches!"

This is heavenly . I don't even watch this show yet I obsessively read the live feed forum on TWoP because these people are such entertaining fucking weirdos.

Hawks fans are still just happy they can watch their games on TV.

Poor Andrew Zimmern never had a chance. That man was born to eat buttholes and gonads.

Wicked smaht move, MA.