@Chris Hanson's Axe: Yeah, I guess reason and logic ARE pretty funny.

@BruschisBrewsky: I believe it's already taken.

God forbid you include any of the actual insightful tennis/sports related comments that that article generated. It's way easier to make the Jezebels are all man-hating feminizi bonerkillers, isn't it?

@Diziet_Sma: I guess I'll have to tell my friend his mom is going to be around to annoy him a lot longer.

a series of plastic surgeries intended to give her the Mona Lisa's forehead, "the chin of Botticelli's Venus, the nose of Gerome's Psyche, the lips of François Boucher's Europa, the eyes of Diana from a sixteenth-century French School of Fontainebleu painting.

Huh, Sienna Miller and I agree about something. I prefer Cate Blanchette too. Weirdness.

@thecameralovesyou: Seriously. It was just me, my husband and the lawyer.

@Nora Bombay: I just learned this on Sunday!

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic: A year or two ago the SpaceHusband told me his father had lupus and my exact reaction was, "But it's never lupus!"

@stacyinbean: @jigglyball:

Manhattan?

... hopes Bimbo means something else in Italian with her eyes.

@bluebears: Does Under Armour also make vestments?

I am sad to hear this. I am also extra amazed that I did not know she lived in Southwick (the town over from where I grew up) because I would have been standing on her front porch begging her to bestow some awesome on me.

@velvet.fistfull of love: I would mostly agree. Although my Western MA sex ed classes kinda fizzled out by high school. It wasn't a curriculum issue though, it was that my health teacher was frequently drunk.

@sympathyforthebasementcat: Wait they are real things? And here I thought "turning in my V card" was a euphemisim.

This is what you get for the kid in your life who is a total little shit.

I couldn't figure out why this picture was so jarring at first but I finally got it. The seats are arranged in even rows and columns instead of being staggered like a normal US stadium. It's disorienting.

@Penny: Oh, you've seen my biopic?

Well, if I wasn't a shrieking harridan, how would he know how much I love him?