This is making second guess getting my own Canuck a Mountie suit as a father's day gift.

@kemperboyd: In that case you should try Pyramid's Audacious Apricot Ale. It is damn tasty.

@Pocahaunted: That sounds like a fantastic time actually.

@lalaland13: Ok see? I was going to go do my 30 Day Shred today for the first time in ever and now you have to remind me how much it makes me hate her.

I can't do hair OR knit. Does than mean I'm really a man?

@BabyJane: Sigh... too dumb for an orgy. That's when you know your life isn't going to come out like you expected.

I feel bad for the poor girl all alone in the back eating grapes. Her lower half appears to be trapped in a giant ice cube. Maybe that's why nobody want to orgy with her?

Oh. Jeebus. Please stop making me think about what my parents may have been doing in the 70s.

Lady can go to Great Clips like the rest of us poors. I am sure they won't give a damn who she is.

Bard's poor, poor brother. Doug Pitt just doesn't have the same ring to it.

@LaFemme: I wonder if she names them like Zoolander?

Oh boy, I can't wait for Sunday!

I saw them filming one of those ridiculous shopping commercials on Michigan Ave a few weeks back. Waiting in traffic on the bus would have been way funner if it had been Sarah's version.

My great aunt Gertie will be so pleased to find out she's an early adopter.

@morninggloria: Hie thee to Netflix immediately. That movie is classic.

@sonjamikail: Of course the puppies love the no-pants look. It makes crotch sniffing waaaaay easier.

@CollegeCamel: @karmasutra: Thanks! And yet somehow I am now MORE confused.

Is #7 holding the umbrella via a hole in her neck?

@Zombies make the heart grow fonder: I think maybe she scalped Berko from Empire Records.

@Blueberry26: Digging the hell out of backyard was a huge activity in my family. I remember one day my mom got super pissed because the 4 of us had somehow managed to bury the hose about ten feet deep while it was still running.