@huffyb: OMG, that is awesome. And I thought the SpaceToddler was being strange when he had his Little People zoo animals alternately kissing and being attacked by a great white.

@hortense: Also, every photo had Olan Mills embossed in gold at the bottom to prevent even the most determined Czech storekeepers from such shenanigans.

The only update I need on SWV is whether Taj can still kill a man with an eye roll from 50 paces.

@Spaceman Bill Leah: Well, not this article specifically because I am pretty damn sure my father is not a Jezebel reader. Actually, his style would be more like having my mother mail me a clipping from the newspaper about this.

If my dad knew how to use email, he would so be sending me this article with the message, "See, some people's daughters actually want to drive race cars for a living."

@scarletbegonia: If you go over to Consumerist and search for arbitration you will find a lot of good info on why it sucks balls. Most notably, the company picks the arbiter, arbiters that have a history of awarding the decision to the consumer/individual get blackballed by the companies so they don't get work and…

However, people in stable marriages with two asshole cats, a Boxer with boundary issues and a double bed sleep the worst out of anyone.

I wish my salary was large enough to allow the SpaceHusband to stay home full-time. He's in kind of the position Traister was in; "mish-mash of part time contract work" is exactly how I would describe his jobs. I think he would eventually be very good at it.

@wtfox?!: I like you examples but with the last name Jones you can pretty much name you kid any damn thing and it will sound good. Try It.

Lois Duncan made me want to have ESP so badly.

@Freddie DeBoer: @stacyinbean: True fact. The two kids on the cover of Washing Machine went to my high school. They wore the shirts to a show, the band liked them so much they took their picture and put it on the cover.

@AthertonMerriweather: NO! You shut your mouth. Winter is Chicago is bad enough.

@Spaceman Bill Leah: Yes, and I have just exposed myself as a giant tv weirdo.

Wasn't Totally Spies a kids cartoon for tween girls here in the US?

@Katxyz: That's an added feature! You never need to apply eye shadow again! barf

@Dictator for Life: I think it was changing blue/light color eyes to brown. I have been lording my blue eyes over my sisters for nearly 30 years, I ain't giving them up now.

I think the freakiest thing about the glaucoma/eyelash thing is that it CAN CHANGE YOU EYE COLOR.

I would be all over this since I lost half an eyebrow to a tragic boredom incident.

@wooden_shoes: The barely peeking out cotton crotch of the tights on the title pic is absolutely killing me. I cannot stop staring at it except for when I go back to looking at Lividity's picture and wishing I was that cool.

If it's cold enough for a hood, it's cold enough for sleeves.