@thecameralovesyou: Seriously. It was just me, my husband and the lawyer.

@Nora Bombay: I just learned this on Sunday!

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic: A year or two ago the SpaceHusband told me his father had lupus and my exact reaction was, "But it's never lupus!"

@stacyinbean: @jigglyball:

Manhattan?

... hopes Bimbo means something else in Italian with her eyes.

@bluebears: Does Under Armour also make vestments?

I am sad to hear this. I am also extra amazed that I did not know she lived in Southwick (the town over from where I grew up) because I would have been standing on her front porch begging her to bestow some awesome on me.

@velvet.fistfull of love: I would mostly agree. Although my Western MA sex ed classes kinda fizzled out by high school. It wasn't a curriculum issue though, it was that my health teacher was frequently drunk.

@sympathyforthebasementcat: Wait they are real things? And here I thought "turning in my V card" was a euphemisim.

This is what you get for the kid in your life who is a total little shit.

I couldn't figure out why this picture was so jarring at first but I finally got it. The seats are arranged in even rows and columns instead of being staggered like a normal US stadium. It's disorienting.

@Penny: Oh, you've seen my biopic?

Well, if I wasn't a shrieking harridan, how would he know how much I love him?

This is making second guess getting my own Canuck a Mountie suit as a father's day gift.

@kemperboyd: In that case you should try Pyramid's Audacious Apricot Ale. It is damn tasty.

@Pocahaunted: That sounds like a fantastic time actually.

@lalaland13: Ok see? I was going to go do my 30 Day Shred today for the first time in ever and now you have to remind me how much it makes me hate her.

I can't do hair OR knit. Does than mean I'm really a man?

@BabyJane: Sigh... too dumb for an orgy. That's when you know your life isn't going to come out like you expected.