I feel bad for the poor girl all alone in the back eating grapes. Her lower half appears to be trapped in a giant ice cube. Maybe that's why nobody want to orgy with her?

Oh. Jeebus. Please stop making me think about what my parents may have been doing in the 70s.

Lady can go to Great Clips like the rest of us poors. I am sure they won't give a damn who she is.

Bard's poor, poor brother. Doug Pitt just doesn't have the same ring to it.

@LaFemme: I wonder if she names them like Zoolander?

Oh boy, I can't wait for Sunday!

I saw them filming one of those ridiculous shopping commercials on Michigan Ave a few weeks back. Waiting in traffic on the bus would have been way funner if it had been Sarah's version.

My great aunt Gertie will be so pleased to find out she's an early adopter.

@morninggloria: Hie thee to Netflix immediately. That movie is classic.

@sonjamikail: Of course the puppies love the no-pants look. It makes crotch sniffing waaaaay easier.

@CollegeCamel: @karmasutra: Thanks! And yet somehow I am now MORE confused.

Is #7 holding the umbrella via a hole in her neck?

@Zombies make the heart grow fonder: I think maybe she scalped Berko from Empire Records.

@Blueberry26: Digging the hell out of backyard was a huge activity in my family. I remember one day my mom got super pissed because the 4 of us had somehow managed to bury the hose about ten feet deep while it was still running.

@huffyb: OMG, that is awesome. And I thought the SpaceToddler was being strange when he had his Little People zoo animals alternately kissing and being attacked by a great white.

@hortense: Also, every photo had Olan Mills embossed in gold at the bottom to prevent even the most determined Czech storekeepers from such shenanigans.

The only update I need on SWV is whether Taj can still kill a man with an eye roll from 50 paces.

@Spaceman Bill Leah: Well, not this article specifically because I am pretty damn sure my father is not a Jezebel reader. Actually, his style would be more like having my mother mail me a clipping from the newspaper about this.

If my dad knew how to use email, he would so be sending me this article with the message, "See, some people's daughters actually want to drive race cars for a living."

@scarletbegonia: If you go over to Consumerist and search for arbitration you will find a lot of good info on why it sucks balls. Most notably, the company picks the arbiter, arbiters that have a history of awarding the decision to the consumer/individual get blackballed by the companies so they don't get work and…