However, people in stable marriages with two asshole cats, a Boxer with boundary issues and a double bed sleep the worst out of anyone.

I wish my salary was large enough to allow the SpaceHusband to stay home full-time. He's in kind of the position Traister was in; "mish-mash of part time contract work" is exactly how I would describe his jobs. I think he would eventually be very good at it.

@wtfox?!: I like you examples but with the last name Jones you can pretty much name you kid any damn thing and it will sound good. Try It.

Lois Duncan made me want to have ESP so badly.

@Freddie DeBoer: @stacyinbean: True fact. The two kids on the cover of Washing Machine went to my high school. They wore the shirts to a show, the band liked them so much they took their picture and put it on the cover.

@AthertonMerriweather: NO! You shut your mouth. Winter is Chicago is bad enough.

@Spaceman Bill Leah: Yes, and I have just exposed myself as a giant tv weirdo.

Wasn't Totally Spies a kids cartoon for tween girls here in the US?

@Katxyz: That's an added feature! You never need to apply eye shadow again! barf

@Dictator for Life: I think it was changing blue/light color eyes to brown. I have been lording my blue eyes over my sisters for nearly 30 years, I ain't giving them up now.

I think the freakiest thing about the glaucoma/eyelash thing is that it CAN CHANGE YOU EYE COLOR.

I would be all over this since I lost half an eyebrow to a tragic boredom incident.

@wooden_shoes: The barely peeking out cotton crotch of the tights on the title pic is absolutely killing me. I cannot stop staring at it except for when I go back to looking at Lividity's picture and wishing I was that cool.

If it's cold enough for a hood, it's cold enough for sleeves.

Can Kathie Lee also explain to me why it takes Rizzo an entire school year to figure out she isn't knocked up?

@BumpinUgglas: I think I love you for this.

@brendastarlet is on it: English? That's one I have never heard before.

All of Western Mass's tourism interests should just get together and get up the funds for a big sign, visible from space, that says, "Please come spend you money here. We don't have funny accents."

Ok, Kate Moss, you had me going until the sparkly jumpsuit. Are you in cahoots with Joaquin?

@andBegorrah: It's charming how you assume it doesn't already exist.