Last night some guy on the other team dislocated his shoulder on his first swing of the game. I would have asked for a picture but I think he would have punched me. With his good arm, of course.

@FireWhenReady: Clearly you have never met my Dad. Watching the 200 lb man with a white guy fro we affectionately call "Bobbo" while away the time with his F-150 will kill any auto mechanic fantasies you may be harboring.

@musicpup: homeward bound: If my understanding is correct, that is exactly what a health-care proxy is, yet the hospital chose to ignore it.

Thanks, Shia. That was a touch more honesty than I was looking for before I have my first cup of coffee.

I can credit this show with making my kindergarten teacher think I was a genius. When we were talking about caterpillars and butterflies one day, I called a cocoon a chrysalis because Muffy had a friend caterpillar for an episode that changed and they called it a chrysalis on the show.

I am not entirely sure what Reese is supposed to be doing here but it looks like fun and I would much rather be rolling around on the ground with my glove than sitting here at my desk.

@Don't Get It Twisted: Seriously, Uma may not have the worst beach body but she certainly has the worst, or least supportive, bikini top.

How do these guys manage to make softball seem so difficult?

@Clarissima: True Story: I live in a neighborhood that has a mix of several cultures that are well endowed in the eyebrow department. I am missing half my eyebrow from my own vigorous picking.

As someone who has recently spent a weekend without a functioning toilet, learn to plunge, people. Learn to snake. Learn to take the whole shitter apart and retrieve the razor attachment your husband dropped in there.

I have those Reef sandals. I would say reaction to them is split pretty evenly between the "That is amazing!" camp and and the "Why would you put the bottom of your shoe on your beer?" camp.

@Ailatan: I was just talking about this yesterday while watching Freaky Friday on TCM. It was wigging me out to hear a grown-up's voice coming out of a child.

So I pick last night to skip recording the Simpsons to watch baseball and the Amazing Race finale.

@porcuPINE: I can't wait to tell my league I took fantasy advice from Jezebel.

@wednesdayam: OMG! I just realized I am going to one of those Cubs games. I am so making a sign.

@quickstrike: Some sort of skillet or utensil that gives you sweet biceps and a mean left hook, that is.

This guy's good but I play a mean alto Siamese. I also have a bass Siamese at home but the ol' arms get too tired top play for long.

Where can get an outfit like that? I got Mayfest coming up, um, later this month.

@Buenavista: True fact. I have no sweaters left.

@SevenNationArmy doesn't care about your vegetables: He is not bad to look at either. I love me some Andrew Zimmern and Adam Man vs Food, but damn did that channel need some man-candy.