Ok, I was doing fine until the sweatpants.

@EdnasEdibles: Shhhh! The Claymates can hear you!

@TheFormerJuneBronson: I like you and think you are a damn smart lady. This is how I try to be as a mom. I think I am doing the best I can for the SpaceToddler and if you, anonymous lady at the zoo, want to judge me, then you must also want a sock in the mouth. First I gotta put down my beer though.

@Santos L Halper: Especially when you consider the later bit about thrusting deeper and harder in these cases. I would just assume the sex is more forceful because the guy is pissed off.

@sportz.star: I see that Yay and raise you a Huzzah!

@AtomiClash: In ye olde days they used to play in wool unis. With ties. Consider your ten-year-old self lucky for the invention of polyester.

@Wanderlusting - ma puppeh says bish plz.: Western Mass and only partly ashamed of it!

@Wanderlusting - ma puppeh says bish plz.: And you get friended for using wicked properly.

@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: It's probably the same book they are running excerpts from on Slate.com. The portions that I read have been very interesting.

@morninggloria: It's a shame it's is such a popular name now.

Oooooh! I have a lobster costume!!!! Where do I get an application?

@happysquid: Wait, your abs can lunge? No wonder I still have a gut.

Smith bitches be awesome.

Do you think they sell alien glow over the counter?

Can we please add some of what the Beijing Institute of Fashion Technology is smoking to all the other shit we import from China?

@hortense: My big problem is how they arrange their stuff. I will fins an item that I love in a color that I hate, yet I am completely unable to find the same item in a different color.

A lot of camping areas in Illinois do not permit alcohol which really ruins a lot of the fun. Unless you count repeatedly getting ticketed by park rangers to be fun...

I want to stuff Milla and make her into a throw pillow. She looks damn snuggly in that dress.

@elitza is the liver: Oh! I love her too. I am guessing you have read this then?

@rocknrollunicorn: Yes! Yes! Yes!