@wednesdayam: OMG! I just realized I am going to one of those Cubs games. I am so making a sign.

@quickstrike: Some sort of skillet or utensil that gives you sweet biceps and a mean left hook, that is.

This guy's good but I play a mean alto Siamese. I also have a bass Siamese at home but the ol' arms get too tired top play for long.

Where can get an outfit like that? I got Mayfest coming up, um, later this month.

@Buenavista: True fact. I have no sweaters left.

@SevenNationArmy doesn't care about your vegetables: He is not bad to look at either. I love me some Andrew Zimmern and Adam Man vs Food, but damn did that channel need some man-candy.

Ok, I was doing fine until the sweatpants.

@EdnasEdibles: Shhhh! The Claymates can hear you!

@TheFormerJuneBronson: I like you and think you are a damn smart lady. This is how I try to be as a mom. I think I am doing the best I can for the SpaceToddler and if you, anonymous lady at the zoo, want to judge me, then you must also want a sock in the mouth. First I gotta put down my beer though.

@Santos L Halper: Especially when you consider the later bit about thrusting deeper and harder in these cases. I would just assume the sex is more forceful because the guy is pissed off.

@sportz.star: I see that Yay and raise you a Huzzah!

@AtomiClash: In ye olde days they used to play in wool unis. With ties. Consider your ten-year-old self lucky for the invention of polyester.

@Wanderlusting - ma puppeh says bish plz.: Western Mass and only partly ashamed of it!

@Wanderlusting - ma puppeh says bish plz.: And you get friended for using wicked properly.

@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: It's probably the same book they are running excerpts from on Slate.com. The portions that I read have been very interesting.

@morninggloria: It's a shame it's is such a popular name now.

Oooooh! I have a lobster costume!!!! Where do I get an application?

@happysquid: Wait, your abs can lunge? No wonder I still have a gut.

Smith bitches be awesome.

Do you think they sell alien glow over the counter?