Can we please add some of what the Beijing Institute of Fashion Technology is smoking to all the other shit we import from China?

@hortense: My big problem is how they arrange their stuff. I will fins an item that I love in a color that I hate, yet I am completely unable to find the same item in a different color.

A lot of camping areas in Illinois do not permit alcohol which really ruins a lot of the fun. Unless you count repeatedly getting ticketed by park rangers to be fun...

I want to stuff Milla and make her into a throw pillow. She looks damn snuggly in that dress.

@elitza is the liver: Oh! I love her too. I am guessing you have read this then?

@rocknrollunicorn: Yes! Yes! Yes!

@BellaTricks: I have never really understood that phrase. When I do dishes the water looks anything but blonde. Mostly just yicky.

I know exactly what to call my hair color — mouse brown. Thanks, Gramma!

Sorry guyz, my bad.

Aww, I kinda like Kristen Stewart's outfit. She looks like some sort of retro-mod tiger. It works for her.

Ok, that's it. I am just going to start buying adorable dresses and make the SpaceToddler wear them around the house. It's just not FAIR. There are only so many variations on dinosaur and baseball clothing.

@mama_t: This is all very true but rather than another kind of public figure, a politician or an actor, people, the fans, tend to feel ownership towards sports teams. So Candace is not just "ruining" her chances at a title, or even her team's, the feeling is that she's ruining "our" chances at success.

@I_b_hatin: I am pretty sure it was the Ancient Egyptians.

At least Canada can feel a little bit better about itself now.

It's a shame Jacquie Beltrao got in a fight with her evil stepsisters before and they tried to rip the sleeves off her dress. It's an even bigger shame she didn't have a cheerful mouse army and a fairy godmother to make her a new one before she left the house.

@PaintedTrollop: @HarpMadness: @saintbernadette: There's definitely a sentence ending with "..., young lady." about to come out of Michelle.

@Hamsterpants: In my experience that means you are driving through Delaware.

So you mean my lottery number dreams are not, in fact, indicators of coming riches? Dammit.

@garconne: Srsly. I bet she has some kick-ass shoes under there.

Crystle Stewart's gown is lovely to begin with and then as you scroll down is disintegrates into bawdy house saloon girl.