@morninggloria: I once got a lecture on the CTA from some proselytizing Christian-type for reading a book called The Devil's Cup. This book is about COFFEE.

Pritzker may be taking herself out of the running for Commerce according to the Chicago Tribune. Something about being unable to untangle herself from the many and varied Pritzker business holdings to the extend that the Obama administration would require.

@Ptarmigan: Correction: She is the taste in you mouth after you put garlic in your vagina.

Its a good thing I am not going to be on this show because the editors would be super busy cutting out all the footage of me asking if I can touch their hair.

That picture makes me want to play the hell out of some Candyland.

@elwood: Yeah, because cross-posting articles between Jezebel and Deadspin always work out so well.

@dirtybee says we bee obama jammin: For that, I am hearting you.

@stacyinbean: I wish Tim would invite me to Fenway. He's so dreamy...

@ladyjaye75: I know, right? That would make me insanely happy. Hell, I'd be happy with a female umpire. Let's hope this isn't like Blernsball where they only did it for the publicity.

Goddamn I am so, so jealous. My 8-year-old How I am Going to be Just Like Roger Clemens book writing self is pissed. Apparently it wasn't that I was a GIRL, it was because I didn't throw the right pitch.

My 8-year-old self is totally jealous.

Awww, don't hate on DWTS. It's for people like my mom who also enjoys watching cars drive around in a circle for hours on end. It's harmless.

@UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: Psht. That was all Cheney. I refuse to believe the Bush understands the rules to T-Ball.

@J-No: No kidding. Also, can't anyone entertain the idea that this may have been said in jest?

href="#c8924116">LindsayLikeWoah: That would be super! Thank you!

I once had a sexytime dream about Bill Simmons. That was before I had heard him speak though.

@Spaceman Bill Leah:

@WanderingBear: Well according to every other commercial shown during the Beijing broadcasts, they all work at Home Depot.

@J-No: The Olympic trials are this weekend in my kitchen.

I hope they make Michelle Obama paper dolls like the Princess Di ones that I used to play with. And obsess over. Sigh.