But what will become of Peaches!!!!!!!!

I wanna stick my face in that ham's nuts.

That's like the best animal vocabulary lesson ever.

I want that hot dog for my living room. Slap a piece of glass on top and it would make one awesome coffee table.

I know I may be a minority but my McKey love was cemented tonight.

@lucystrawberry: Don't worry. he just has a tummy ache because he ate a shoe, a bag of flour, a cell phone and some charcoal briquettes.*

@rosasparks: Exactly! That's pretty much what allergy shots do anyway. They inject small amounts of the allergen into you so your body builds up the defenses.

@Breamworthy: You can also develop a resistance to your own pets through constant exposure. I have three shed-riffic animals and I am fine at home yet visiting my parents can and has sent me to the emergency room.

And this is why all the designer dog hoo-haa is BULLSHIT. Don't pay $1500 for a Smackidoodle because your widdle nosey-wosey has the sniffles and needs protecting. Go to the pound, get a mutt. They are THE SAME DAMN THING.

Where's rocknrollunicorn? Will she be able to cope with the loss of her beloved Lipstick Jungle?

I smell eggs....

Shouldn't Josh Jackson just be happy to be getting any parts at this point? He's not really in a career position to be dictating what scripts he'll look at.

When I pick my son up from daycare I get nervous if I've had a beer at lunch.

@billybobjoesmith: But there's a point to the pickle!!

There is a reason I have a small shrine to this man in my cubicle.

I love ornaments to a degree that frightens the Spacehusband. My mother is even worse. I am shocked and appalled that I do not receive this catalog and am immediately going to their web site to sign up for it.

@morninggloria: I got one like that except the memo was, "last one til you stop smoking".

@Kilotwat: Yeah like the Chicago Tribune which right now is All Obama, All the Time.

This and baby Mangino are basically illustrating the ENTIRE POINT of having children.

@Clare: But was it a gay car accident?