@HalfBloodPrince: Then again, everything is better with more velociraptors.

@Talaton: @SlappySquirrel: Out of curiosity, why do you think she's a bitch now?

@LoveNoelG: When Deckers was talking about Marj being a twitchy mess in panel, I really, REALLY wanted Marjorie to drop the "it's because I'm European!" on her just so I could see an awesome Dutch beatdown.

@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: That one is my absolute FAVORITE. Whenever anyone asks me a question I don't know the answer to, I usually reply with "a leather glove!".

@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: @tscheese: It's illegal EVERYWHERE to distill your own liquor. It's a federal/tax type issue.

@Clare: Seriously, at least they are actual first names not just made up syllables or random nouns.

@PinkSoxHat: Seriously, you might as well be Protestant then.

I am all for this product and probably so is anyone else who has ever had to spend the first 45 minutes of her work day removing banana gunk form the entire contents of her purse.

The problem with removing calories from the public consciousness is that a lot of people have NO IDEA how much they are eating.

@stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist: IS THAT MAPLE ICING!!!!!!????

Dina, I am pretty sure you are the posse that the Ugly Betty people were complmaining about.

For the record, the slutty red dress did not have a hoop skirt, it featured a flat front shirt with a bustle in the back.

Doing the Snoopy happy dance at my desk right now!

Interesting concepts, yes, but how did their feet taste?

@morninggloria: @noros~albastru: @Khrushchev: So this is how we're dealing with the loss of Fine Lines then?

@theruraljuror: No worries. My BFF who is currently working toward her PhD in film has been berating me for days since I refused to go see it with her on opening night.

@Blitzgal: That story was amazing wasn't it? I actually sat in the cab I was riding in for an extra five minutes just so I could hear the end.

Instead of bothering to see the movie, I am just going to search for the case in CrimeLibrary.com.

All I can picture is a waterpik for your bajingo and I can stop giggling about that long enough to work up any indignation over this.

@Archetype: I once threatened to buy the Spacehusband a pair of charcoal lined underpants because his business post-hockey is just raaaaank. Plus I would hope that charcoal underpants would also alleviate fart-stink.