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I would really, really like to see some insurance here.

@Rickey_Fitts: I'll be here since I have no one else to talk to other than my cats. Even my mom stopped IMing me.

Oh, Youk. That could've been so very awesome.

I love Slingbox. I am now in bed, with fresh sheets and blankets, watching the game with DUAN and my pets for company.

@cowbell204: But what was his BAL? I am figuring that in order to get moose body of his drunk enough to blow high, he'd need to be mainlining horse tranqs.

Anyone have the recipe for terlet wine? I have no alcohol and a good batch of prison hooch would probably be ready just as this game is finishing up.

Being in Chicago, it's so weird to see people in the stands having sun burns.

double take head snap

@Lizabelle: I plan on taking my frustrations out on the old Chinese food in my fridge. That will also be very bad.

ballsacks ballsacks ballsacks

Did Varitek drink virgin blood between innings or is Navarro just that slow?

@Clare: I hope that little footrace to first might have convinced you to at least think about it a little bit before you punch him.

Youk was gonna fuck Beckett's shit up if he didn't get outta the way.

Covelli's on fire tonight. Let's hope he tries not to get picked off this time.

At this rate the game will be ending just as it's time for the Spacebaby to get up. Sweet.

@Lizabelle: Yikes, ok that's worse.

Oh god now my mom's IMing me. This is the worst Saturday night since I was in high school.

I hope BJ Upton falls on his way up to the plate. Like, really just bites it right there on the field in front of god and everyone.

Oh buggers, Kotsay.