@t_racy: How about I give you $20 to babysit the Spacebaby. That way I could go drink delicious beers and you'd have some money. It's win/win! :)

@rocknrollunicorn: I have had the Dogfish Head and the Holland ones. Maybe a couple others too but I don't think I've tried the Buffalo Bill's. Where do you get that around here?

@CrossWord: I AM in Chicago and can't go because the Spacehusband has to work and they really frown on taking babies into bars around here.

What do normal people wear to the opera? If I wanted to go would I need to make my mom ship one of my old high school formal dresses out to Chicago?

@boxingoctopus: I wish I knew how to embed pictures but this is the space egg.

@Magnakai Haaskivi: We had a friend who wanted to buy us a really nice high chair and we almost got the Stokke. Instead, we ended up choosing a giant red space egg.

@Elizabooth: I am even more ashamed because I know that last week Elisabeth took a Whoopi mask on a stick shopping and picked out a bunch of dresses for her because they have some sort of deal going on.

Maybe W stands for "We Emphasize Cheekbones."

Man, I need to get some more space llamas into my wardrobe stat.

@crunkjuice: Jane Swift's people were mean to me and several others at a parade once. I never liked her.

@BlondeGrlz: I ended up printing out the top 100 boys and girls names for the last 10 years and any name that was in the first 25 from any of those years was an automatic "no".

I love how much happier Josh Radnor looks in the second picture. Yes, Josh, mini cheeseburgers make me happy too.

At first I was confused about this whole community organizer thing and then it came to me, McCain is so old and he and his people are so out of touch that they think we are still fighting the Communists

@rosasparks: Well then clearly the 7% walk like a blind water buffalo because you just described me trying to get my damn awkward self around on a daily basis.

@saralegal21: Shirley Maclaine = awesomely crazy.

@Cortina: Are you talking about the dress or her skin?

@wednesdayam: I was truly terrible at GoldenEye but would always play with my friends at school b/c they would always "let" me be Boris and there is almost nothing I like more than getting drunk and talking with a Russian accent.

HOw do you get me to play a video game? Make it Tetris. Or fighting games like Street Fighter.

The third look gave me a headache.

@petuniacat: Thanks for the visual of Newt dragging his ass around on the carpet. I think that's a metaphor for something.