@JessicaLovejoy: Heart of Dykeness: I want to know how all these people can make their babies wear shoes. My son will be gallivanting around Chicago in the midst of winter barefoot because he takes every damn pair of socks and shoes off within minutes.

Feminist/not feminist. Pssht, whatever. As an aspiring hockey mom, she is ruining the moniker for the rest of us. That is what we should focus on.

@sweetbeans: I hear ya. But damn I kinda want one. A hybrid of course.

@amenfro: OK see, you are smart and that makes perfect sense.

@vamusical: I think that must be it.

But what of the women who aren't trying to be one of the bros. Those women like me who just naturally LIKE beer, sports etc. How do we fit in?

@sweetbeans: Generally I am against that kind of spending for the sake of spending shite but after 8.5 months of putting a baby and car seat into the back of a 2-door compact car, I would say maybe getting the SUV is a good idea.

@labeled: That's what I was thinking too. I know she did have some weight fluctuation but she looks way thin in the face on that cover.

Politics aside, the little one in the red dress looks like she really wants to put her damn Garanimals back on.

My dad looks like a bowling ball with a white man's afro. My husband is a lantern jawed hockey player type. So, not so much stupid study!

@mossdale: Ahhh thank. You just saved me a ton of time I can now spend on much more worthwhile activities such as changing the cat litter and calling my bank's nonsensical phone tree.

@nolongerinacubiclestillawhore: The Cliffs Notes would still be atrociously long. How about a simple outline of the basic themes?

@gherkinfiend: Well she has to convey her feelings somehow. It's not like her face can do it for her.

@BabyJane: Was it something like Crazy Valley Ranch? Or Kraft Peppercorn Batshit?

@Lymed: Haha, me too and I even did go to Sunday School. I am a terrible Christian.

@BlondeGrlz: My mom is an ex-pre school teacher with a strong yen for Scholastic. She won't let us have ANY of her lovely, lovely story books.

Thank god I have a half day too. I would never be able to deal.

@Penny_Esq: Yay for whomever is getting the pageview money on this post!

I think it's settled, Michelle's eyebrows make her look serious all the time.

@BeckySharper: I am going to be browbeating my sister who is a current resident of VA. I am mad my other sister moved back to MA b/c she was in Richmond