@rmric0: But they seem to working out so well for everyone else... Indiana, Connecticut...

@rmric0: Oddly, he is the Governor of the state I grew up in yet have never heard him speak.

@rmric0: Go back!! Michlle is on now.

@rmric0: I think he pronounced it incorrectly too? The other guy had no idea what he was saying for a moment then he was all, "Oh bah-nahl... I disagree..."

@PilgrimSoul: Hahah, you've never met my inlaws then. My MIL will actually type in out in emails.

I just dug around in my fridge and found a Colorado brewed beer. I feel that's appropriate for the situation.

@tscheese: Wine!? I knew I was missing something.

@llsie: When ELSE is ok to wear stupid hats? I think you gotta take the chance when you get it.

I am so glad I put off working out for this shizz. It's also totally motivating me to actually mail in my voter roll name change form. Whenever I find it that is.

@Archetype: Watch on PBS if you can. No talking heads really. Just a little intro.

@Lymed: Thank you for one good hearty laugh before I leave work for home and cranky babeh.

Dude, it's not your peen. It's called a UTI.

@ammre: Surprisingly yes, as the body of the lobster is sort of a fleece tunic.

@Hamsterpants: I would stake a prize of ten whole dollars to the person who can get laid in my lobster costume from a few years ago.

@badmutha: It's the Boot Correllation!

When I met my husband I was wearing a black mini, black fuck-me boots and a teal kids t shirt that had "Westfield T-Ball" on it and a number on the back.

Oh Kelly, put down that candy and go get yourself a steak for that eye. here, I'll, um, hold your candy for you.

As my moms always said, "If it's cold enough for a hat, long sleeves and knee-socks, it's cold enough for pants."

I adore the phrase "tv presenter". It always makes me think of one of the best epsiodes of Coupling, "Jane and the Truth Snake".

@langtry: [consumerist.com]