@wolf biter: Round Mound of Expound....ing on today's important political issues?

I want the cross-eyed girl's paigtails for my own head, please.

@pantycrickets: It's like applying paste to your face.

I wore the Max Factor pancake makeup all throughout high school.

@dirtybee says bee yourself!: That's understandable. Maybe with some time and therapy you will be ready for the boots again.

@dirtybee says bee yourself!: REALLY? I would marry those boots. Then again, I would also never, ever wear them with skinny jeans. Or wear skinny jeans at all.

@NewsBunny: I feel your pain. I've nearly had my nose broken on several occasions.

There is not enough coffee in the world to prepare oneself for this monstrosity first thing in the morning.

Apparently there is team rhythmic gymnastics now?

Goddamn, why is my dog so useless? I have been trying to teach him how to change a diaper for months now so I can go take a nap once in a while and he is just not catching on.

ALSO I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FEW COMMENTS THERE ARE ON THIS POST.

Upon seeing my own pictures my first two thoughts were:

I love you all. The end.

I am still mad that I have not been able to catch Camp Rock on tv yet.

Mustard is always in style in Spaceman's world. I have no less than 16 different kinds in my fright right now.

I have a bad disposition and general course demeanor which was the inspiration for Grumpy Old Men which is odd because I am neither old nor a man. Or plural for that matter.

@pinkyBella: Seriously, it's called sharing.