So was I the only one who shouted at the screen, "Get off that door you bitch so Leo can ride"?

@TheGuvnah: Headache is a nicer way of saying, "I can't control my bowels".

@Lizawithazee: Well now, that just sounds damn fun. I am officially wicked jealous. My uncle would let us try to use his compound bow and told us he'd take us hunting if we could draw the string back. Unfortunately, none of us we ever able to hold that monster up by ourselves much less draw an arrow on it.

@little stripes: @Archetype: @Lizawithazee: I suppose you are right about the break. There were four of us and I am sure my parents thought the idea of being trapped on a small boat with us would be pure torture. Hence, go to Gramma and Grampa's and hang with your uncle.

Awww, Snoopy rods all around!

I used to have a Snoopy rod that I would use when we would all go fishing with my Uncle Larry.

@treecut...will cut a beech: I think they'll only bust up a fight when one or both of the fighters is down on the ice. Hockey refs may be many things but they are not dumb enough to get between two wide-faced, hirsute, non-polite Canadians.

If they want to do another study correlating the shapely firmness of hockey players' butts and how much I am interested in hockey, I will be available for questioning later today.

But, but, but I thought Canadians were supposed to be so polite!!??

@LvV: I'll defer to Tscheese on the who random T making the "K" sound but I think Prada Tlutch is supposed to be pronounced Prada CLUTCH.

@rocknrollunicorn: Where is the place you are ditching? I am in the market for a cut. (See above)and also hate compulsive chatters.

I missed out on Home Ec and Shop because I was in band. However, at my school boys and girls had to take both. Unless they were band dorks obvs.

I haven't had my haircut since November. In other news, I look like a very tired haystack.

Anyone who has ever met a 2 year old knows ho wthis conversation is going.

@recidivicious: @Nodiva: A quick google search (because the internet is always right, seems to say that Artemev and Artemov are the same person.

@recidivicious: So it's like three degrees of weird bendy people then. Awesome.

@funnyface: Well with a name like Nastia, it's not really a stretch to imagine her as a bitch.

Isn't the Artemev that Natia's father lost to the father of Sasha Artemev from the men's team? He, of the awesome parallel bars? And hotness.

I noticed her during the team archery event and thought she was rad.

@TheUptightMidwesterner: Srsly. I tried that once and got so lightheaded that I fell over and hit my head on the bathtub.