Perhaps the use of the word "burning" is a little awkward in that headline?

I am picturing an older elephant in a giant rocking chair yelling, "Hey you scamps! Get off their lawn!".

@MegSpencer: Up until now we knew that she had worked for the OSS but only in an administrative role and her future husband, Paul, was a maps and dioramas guy.

Apparently being a spy was also super fun. From the short description of her life in Asia in My Life in France, it sounded like all the OSS people did was drink and party all the time.

Our team is WHAT?!!!!!

@hortense: Hey Hortense! I see a hole out there! I see a hole out the an H-O-L-E hole out there!

I wonder if they do the crazy obsessive cheers in the Olympics.

I just sent mine in today! Five glorious baseball card style solo shots. Of course it took me three tries to successfully send the email with pictures attached. Tnese damn innerwebs are pretty hard, ya know.

Look at it from a whole water displacement angle, while it does seem like body bashing, it really is just a matter of physics.

@KLondike5: Or be a lazy ass like me and not getting around to sending the announcements until the boy is 2 months old.

Thank god my son is the cutest baby ever made but I wouldn't mind a little photoshopping to get rid of all the scratches, bumps and and redness my kid has.

I wonder if she knows her arms are on backwards.

@Tyrone Slothrop: Did you miss the part where the government takes them away from their parents at the age of 3 just because they are bendy?

@rocknrollunicorn: Ooooh, we could go into business together and roll that out with my new line, Cargo Pants with Grease Spots.

Anonymous can't be from Mariotti. He only attacks writers from his own paper. That way he doesn't have to go anywhere.

Hey Vogue, Scarlett O'Hara called. She wants her Mama's drapes back. I would be afraid, Vogue. She'll steal your beau and get him killed in a racist attack on a shanty town. You better step off.

I may have seen the movie Clue more times than anyone else on Earth so this sincerely disappoints me.

@gold_gato: Yes, ESPN = Entertainment and Sports Programming Network.

@jumpmonk: Have you ever seen Chris Berman?

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