I used to be good at math. All kinds even. That knowledge has since been replaced by the names of American Idol contestants and the ability to smile with my eyes so I can't even help my babysitter with her homework.
@BlowJoy: They are at my house once a month. Because I was nice to them the first time. I will send them your way next time they stop by.
@MissTicklebritches: My gecko sincerely regrets his past as a union buster for Wal-Mart.
My ant farm is three years away from a solution to world hunger.
@badmutha: Srsly. At this point the whole thread should be COTD just so we don't miss one. Well, that's what my schnauzer just suggested.
@MissTicklebritches: My chinchilla wrote out all my thank you cards after my wedding and baby showers.
@funnyface: She doesn't know because he is over at my house nannying my son.
@rosasparks: My cats would like to come over and eat your cat's casserole but they are two busy planning the launch of the next Mars explorer.
My goldfish has had three letters to the Editor published in the New York Times.
@rosasparks: My dog keeps my Netflix queue organized and reminds me to watch the movies that I have had for too long.
@UpstateUnderdog: Actually it's only about 90 miles but still far enough away to fall into the territory of mostly non-accented, non-yah dooding, un-Massholes.
"And all Kane's got to show for it is a bunch of naked pictures of hot naked guys. Well, I mean, that actually doesn't sound so terrible."
Rumor's right arm has no hand and two elbows. Sigh, I guess we now know the price of Demi's eternal hottness; it's like some extra jointed Dorian Gray shit.
@KazMatsuisAnalFissure: Or she'll end up with a few "fans" who see nothing wrong with relentlessly sending unsolicited communication, staking out her home or attempting sexual assault because clearly, "she asked for it by simply existing and being extremely fuckable."
Sandy Padwe is a dude, FYI. We wymyns aren't the only ones capable of getting our panties in a bunch.
Manny is like the worst boyfriend ever.
I got my mom to promise to drop mine in the mail AND scan some in for me. I could supply this whole past fashion myself.
@sarah: Just because it's been around forever we should roll over and take it?
@Metschick: Eh, I read both. It can be done. Just like here though you have to pick and choose which comments you want to read because some topics evolve into thoughful analysis of important issues in the world and some devolve into a discussion of whether or not it's ok to wear peep toe boots.