@Hamsterpants: Because I'm trying to make you all as miserable about it as I am, that's why!

@rocknrollunicorn: Across from the Wrigley building. One Friday a month it's wings, jalapeno poppers and potato skins as far as the eyes can see.

This food talk is just another reminder that today was appetizer bar day at the food court in my building.

they go in heavy for bread and mashed potatoes and show a marked preference for beer... they don't expect to be taken out to fancy places. The back seat of a car and a pile of sandwiches will do nicely, especially if both the sandwiches and the back seat are big

@MissAnthropy: I think contrasting is a better word to use here. This is art that appears to be thoughtful and well done while the period clumps was nothing but hysterics and attention whoring which is what I think Jessica was getting at.

@HarlemSnowflake: I think they showed him talking maybe once so there isn't a whole lot to say about him in the first epi.

I am pretty sure that Suede is actually Doug Benson pretending to be a fashion designer. There is no other explanation for him.

Mr. Tanfastic scares the crap outta me. He's like the tan, gay Alfred E. Neuman.

@andBegorrah: Yes and only a small amount of flesh was baked into it.

@tscheese: I am an idiot and nearly took my own finger off trying to make a cake the other day. I was cleaning the glop off of the beaters so it could mix better and turned the damn thing on.

@MataHari: Hah! I still blow on the traffic lights when I get sick of waiting for them to change.

My dad also once told us that my brother and I were found under a rock. That why we had blue eyes and my other two sisters had brown.

"There are no onions in this."

@passionatechastity: Then if I can get the YouTubes to work for me, this is for you, baby!

@funnyface: They Might Be Giants have a few children's albums and there is a whole series calle For the Kids that features artists like O.A.R and Of Montreal doing kid appropriate songs.

@duetoprivacy: That's exactly what I did. Or at least that's what my mom did for me since I was halfway across the country from the wedding location. My aunt made our cake, my friend's mom who formerly owned a florist shop did the flowers, my mom made the invites etc etc.

@lurkystars: Hah! Now I have the image of a long line of number 7s marching into the reception all, "We want cake! Where's our cake!".

Man, I bet it would be awesome to have TMBG at your wedding. Some bitches are just too lucky, wrong dress be damned.

@arodriguez.romero: Cause his baby mama is a bitch?

@arodriguez.romero: I always thought he was talking about his daughter or something. Am I hearing that song wrong?