Also, I am dumb because I just looked at the web page and realized that they play their home games about 500 feet from where I live.

OOoh, ooohh! One of my old physical therapists plays with these gals. From what she said about it, it sounded bonkers but really awesome.

This is very interesting to me. I grew up chubby and much larger than my siblings in a house where chicken fat is considered gravy. BUT I have never developed any real issues with disordered eating. I love the shit of of food. Negative body image, yes, but that's different.

Oh skinny jeans, some of us will never get you. I tried a pair on once and looked like a globe on popsicle sticks.

@ronaldpagan: C'mon, he'd still get Illinois at least and there are what, eight, Dukakis states?

My best friend's mom is an Episcopalian priest. She's only been ordained for a few years now but it's nice to think she could make her way up through the ranks.

@onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: Although I have never tried that shot I did light my hand on fire in a "who can take it longer" contest. I probably would try it if given the chance though.

@ronaldpagan: I think (b) and (c) can both pretty much be answered by (a). Sort of, boys are stupid can't hold a camera but they can leave it rolling while waiting for an ambulance.

@Spaceman Bill Leah: That really doesn't need an explanation but two years later that is still one of the funniest thing I have ever seen.

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What no one has considered in this whole Madgriguez situation is that maybe she is trying to forcibly adopt him?

I want to go see Mama Mia!

@Marth: You assume she'll still be alive in 2012. Or were you planning on getting her stuffed?

Unless this story ends with them both dying in a giant fireball, I cannot bring myself to care.

I guess if I had to relocate for work my man would go along with it. I think anyways. i am fairly certain one can coach hockey almost anywhere, especially if you have an extensive track record with successful teams and programs and such.

As an aside, I love these posts because basically to me they say, "Hey dumbass, do your kegels!" then I sit at my desk for the next 20 minutes all "squinch, squinch, squinch".

@stoprobbers: @ilikenoise: Daily Mail, you so funny.: Oh, but it doesn't only apply to sex. The getting naked/wake up baby theory applies to getting dressed, taking a shower, applying body paint for guest stint on Laugh-In.

Screw the bajingo issues, can someone tell me why six month olds are pre-programmed to wake up the instant you get naked?

For those who love historical smut novels, I highly recommend anything by Susan Johnson. Bitch does so much research, there are footnotes. Truth.

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