Gopher!

@Slothrop: I am married to a Canadian and it's not Stanley.

Man I wish my Canuckian husband was home to watch this South Park but he's off coaching hockey.

@JB*: That must be where the Jesus part comes in. Truthfully though she did cancel some shows a while back because she was having back problems due to her giant tatters.

She looks like some sort of crazy Jim Henson creature shop thing but what wouldn't I give to spend an hour playing in her wig closet.

@JB*: Jesus and Gravity, obvs.

Damn you Idol. Making me feel things.

Holy cow I stand a good chance of being happy about who gets the boot tonight.

@JB*: Are the gunning for the hillbilly market now? Are we getting a whole Appalachia themed week next season?

Is anyone watching Idol and can they please explain what is going on on my tv right now?

@UpstateUnderdog: It does exist unless I grew up in imaginary fairy land. In other news, my mother is way, way too excited about this. She actually called me to tell me about it. Like it matters.

My son totally matches my couch, sort of lumpy and covered in cat hair.

@PinkSoxHat: Or my personal fav, the high hard one. Snerk.

7. The totally insane baseball colloquialisms.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is the REAL white lobster.: That's what I have historically done but then I went and got myself knocked up. For the Sox visit to Chicago last season when I was about 6 months in, I ended up having to make my own shirts to wear to the games because none of mine even came close to fitting me…

@PinkSoxHat: The real problem I have with the pink sportswear industry is how is acts to marginalize and mark female sports fans as an "other". Just take a look at what's for sale at the Red Sox MLB shop in terms of hats. Men's Fashion, Men's Authentic, Men's blah, Mens bloo, and then Women's. I think only two or…

I am so totally jealous of all of you that were in and around Boston in 2004/2007. My dumb ass moved to Chicago before all the winning started and had to have a little party all for myself. That also meant that I spent the last game of 2003 sobbing alone on my stoop begging the neighbor hood rat boys for a smoke.

That first picture is totally me. Well not really me me but crazy like me. Except my kid would also have a pennant taped to his tiny hand and maybe fake tattoos. Oh and the glove from the Red Sox Build a Bear that I own.

@Peter Cavan: The Spacehusband usually goes with a Cab in that situaton.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.: Please tell me there were also sparklers involved.