Also, black people exist.

As someone w long ass dry ass curly ass hair CONDITIONER IS NOT A SCAM SIR. Not even a little bit. I could give up shampoo but never ever conditioner

I don’t know what you’ve been yanking on, buddy, but horses don’t have udders.

Hey, girl. Wassup?

All these guys voted for Trump.

I too can identify with these dudes, as I’m also not allowed to have unsupervised visits with my children.

I thought you were gonna go with this

Barry as a kid:

Kids know who Bow Wow is?

I hope to Zeus she isn’t driving while doing this bit.

Torque at the wheels, to be specific, but that’s a product of the horsepower from the engine and the gearing ratio.

Ok fellow ice mexicans,

“Laïcité” is showing itself to be as repressive and orthodox as any religion taken too far.

Unless they wear a headscarf/covering for religious reasons, in which case FUCK EM!

Trying to think of a snappy response, but I’m floundering.

I cod not help but have my trouts, Kate. I f-eel like salmon is catfishing you.

A city I lived in did the same thing for the NPR fundraiser. If they raised a certain amount before the usual fund drive, they wouldn’t do the fund drive and interrupt programming. Worked like a charm. It’s like a gentle, folksy mob shakedown. “This is nice lineup of chat shows and straight-ahead jazz you got here. Be…

The question and answer confused the hell out of me. Regardless, I’m positive I apply deodorant the correct way.

What the Saudis & Emiratis are doing to Yemen is vile and reprehensible:

Ugggg. I don’t want Time Warner and AT&T to merge but I don’t want Trump to have a victory over CNN.