My wife and I are having our first in a couple months. Anytime someone says anything close to “do you think you’re ready”, I tell them that we have a dog, so we have a pretty good idea of what we’re doing. Literally as I was typing this, my uncle just asked me if I was prepared to change diapers. Told him that we’re…

The only thing worse than Veterans would be, like, a blatant racial slur or something.

A good hot dog is still a remarkably disappointing bratwurst. 

But have you tried Hazelnut milk!!!

I posted this as a reply to someone asking why scientists would publish a paper arguing for something that seems to be such a bad idea, but feel it deserves to be seen as a reply to the main article as well, as it contains important information about the authors of the “blot out the sun” research paper.

As a black man in America, my list of “must visit” states is drastically smaller. Fuck if you’re ever going to catch me in Idaho.

Sour cream Timbits are the truth. 

> Could you shorten it to something else.

Bretthony. 

Aw, I like bits of skin in my mashed potatoes.  The texture keeps it from felling like I’m eating baby food.

HOLY SHIT THAT HUSBAND IN THE EMAIL OF THE WEEK

If a hospital provides medical care to your kid, you get a bill. That’s....that’s how this works. That’s how this has always worked.

merkel would just figure out a way to make the aliens take out a high interest loan from germany and then repossess their flying saucer.

My people did not bring avocados from Mexico to America for this shit.

Accurate right down to the teeth

I can’t get over the quantity of unnecessary details in the intro paragraph to the poop story.

Goffman and the presentation of self, etc etc.

How can you both defend mayo AND not appreciate the best wayt o use mayo (on sandwiches)? Incredible

Totally! When you’re cooking in the middle of the day and don’t want to have to change or wearing a white shirt and making sauce or really anything. I wear my apron when I cook for more than a few minutes. I have the habit of getting messy and wiping my hands on myself so aprons are a lifesaver!