Someone was actually paid to design that rug.

These guys all could have learned a thing or two from that Ohio judge/Governor candidate who has fucked 50 attractive women.

We need cooperatively owned strip clubs so the dancers are the owners, and if/when they move on they can cash out and pass the opportunity on to someone else. It’s not rocket science - it’s managing the basics of a strip club, and I’m sure they’re are many experienced dancers who can do the books, order the booze,…

This is why I hate heavy labor (construction, drilling, mining, commercial fishing, truck driving, military jobs) in general. When you sell your body, you are the product. Your self worth and personal value is literally monetized. It’s gross. Don’t sell your body!

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

When we were kids in the 80s and early 90s, my friends and I would call into the shows and start rumors. You’d have one guy call and say he had heard from a buddy that ‘so and so’ was on the trade block. Another guy would say he was down at a bar by Trib tower and heard two reporters talking about that player moving…

Hiding from these guys, if he’s smart. Did you read the part about their diet?

Unless you’re Sean Hannity, in which case you look at your fifteen-year-old daughter and say, “Yeah, I’d let Roy Moore hit that.”

Is he a father of daughters or was he at the time? I understand that — in spite of the evidence of all of human history — fathering daughters turns dudes into Aware Feminist Gentlemen.

I have never heard of any of these people. Maybe you logged on to the twinternet by accident? Try turning your computer off and then turn it back on again.

They failed their baseline tests but escaped before being decommissioned.

He’s waiting for all the facts, because that’s what smart people do. And he’s really smart, he know all the things and has a really good memory.

Turns out, the Christians were actually NOT thrown to the lions, they went on their own free will to COUNSEL the animals.

outcast “coalitions” of two to four male lions don’t get to have sex with females until their take over a pride.

Podophobic — if your office doesn’t have a dress code, then you need to mind your own fucking business. I mean, I have plenty of opinions about how people should dress at work. Most of them are stupid and I keep them to myself. They include:

No bare feet

I go barefoot (not in the office or around town - when I’m outside, on hikes). Why? Here’s why: it feels good. In fact, it feels great.

I prefer to call it “Foreplay”

I don’t mind family style in some cases, but what’s the deal with the brother-in-law a) doing all of the ordering and, b) ordering far too little of it to satisfy anybody?? You do family style so you can crowd source that meal and have so much damn food that nobody can walk properly when they leave.

I’ve quickly learned (from Captain Awkward: go there right now if you’ve never been, I have grown so much as a person and a “bitch) that having a “script” of responses takes a lot of the pressure off. Next time potential FIL says something racist, look him in the eye, let the silence become just a bit uncomfortable,…