These are exceptionally well done, but I still find the thirst to be on Ellen grating. I’m totally open to the idea that I’m just being a cynical asshole though.

My favorite part of the descriptions:

How can we make viewers feel for these immigrants...
I know! Make the immigrants white!

This is more in response to literary trends than the sort of epic stuff GoT aims at. Steampunk and urban fantasy have been popular for years now.

“Eyebrow model turned actress turned “singer” Cara Delevingne is starring alongside Orlando Bloom in what sounds like a real mess of a TV show on Amazon.”

I absolutely believed she was a 5'8" plank of wood in Valerian.

A sort of “I’m better than you animals who just go around rutting anybody because I have to fall in love with the WHOLE person first!”

Too bad it’s not adorable twins. You take one. He takes one. Move to the opposite coast. Just be careful the summer camp they attend.

As a gay person, I HATE DEMIS. They are the worst. They constantly yell over actually LGBTQ people while almost entirely consisting of cis, straight people.

MWAHAHAHA I’m glad you asked.

The kids a lost cause. Give it to him.

but much worse he talks bad about me to our four year old daughter.

My word. Quite the kerfuffle. My solution would be to burn down the entire neighborhood, salt the ground so nothing may grow there, and drive any survivors into the sea.

Not the first time someone’s cock got them in trouble.

jinni has to admit something here.

Jeez, here I was thinking how proud I am having made my own Game of Thrones set :/

How about calling local media and saying “WE’RE OPEN IF ANYONE NEEDS SHELTER! PLEASE DIRECT PEOPLE TO COME HERE” Get on Twitter & FB and let people know.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

Any church or other religious organization that is physically capable of offering shelter during a disaster and doesn’t should have its tax-free status automatically revoked. They should have to pay taxes like any other business until they can prove their charitable value to the community.