I went into paleobotany because of Laura Dern’s character in Jurassic Park.

Jurassic Park holds up extremely well, honestly. The female lead is wearing sensible clothes given her profession and no one stops her from doing her job because she’s a woman. The young girl is the hacker and Goldblum is the shirtless eye candy. All the dinosaurs are female!

Hard pass.

LOL. This can be yours for $949!!

I can understand Taylor not being on Kanye’s radar. He’s incredibly busy cutting holes in Hanes sweatshirts and being ignored by the fashion industry. If anyone understands being off radar, it’s Kanye.

It needs to be stressed that this wouldn’t have happened without crowd-sourcing his identity. The Cville police have made no effort to investigate these people. Every single arrest has come only because private citizens have identified these people and assembled evidence themselves.

So how long before he appears in court wearing glasses and a preppy haircut while his lawyers talks about childish mistakes, poor upbringing, and not wanting to ruin a young life, leading to a most likely White jury clearing him of charges?

She literally grew up in a castle on the Scottish countryside, I doubt she has much debt. Or has ever actually paid taxes on anything besides a trust fund

It’s not just museums, it’s everything. People think everything is a playground, especially parents with little kids. Everything is a photo op waiting to happen.

Merriam-Webster also offers this definition of whore: a venal (capable of being bought or obtained for money or other valuable consideration) or unscrupulous person.

What are you talking about?

Trump shaped ecstacy should be called agony instead.

Can you picture yourself under any circumstances putting Trump’s head in your mouth?

Wow, I’m urning so many stars, thanks! I didn’t even ash for them. P.S. I’m sorry.

Signage is actually a huge point of conversation and debate amongst curators—they go mad trying to figure out what variety of “do not touch” will result in less touching in museums. You have to engage in all sorts of amateur psychology. Like, just writing “please do not touch” will result in people wanting to touch.…

Putting a kid in a coffin is creepy anyway, it will make him a casket case.

But why would you put your kid inside a coffin just for getting a picture?

Crystal fucking mighty

Wtf does Canada have to do with anything? That ice refroze OVERNIGHT and supported an entire army and battle. But for the last year or so its been winter up there, it wasn’t good enough? Yeah bro. Sure.

Super-sonic ravens, dragons and Gendrys