Ugh. People are the worst. It’s back to school time, which means the Parenting Olympics have started. Does your kid have Crayola or did you send Rose Art markers? Did you remember to put hand painted cards in their lunch boxes? Do their clothes looks like they are heading out the door for their job at a super cool…

Sk-Mooch did leave us a few small gifts.

A friend of mine attended Hanover College when he did, and signed the letter sent from 400 Hanover Alumni to him.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

Just came down here to say that.

Not okay. Pigs and dogs are both much better than Trump and racists. And dogs are literally color blind, so I assume a hybrid pig-dog’s racism would be pretty limited. Also, this:

Love how people are “Dahling, I’d adore to but I have to wash my hair. Also, you are a racist pig-dog and a traitor. Kisses. And by kisses I mean die.”

Ceedub...you are psychic. HIS LITERAL WORDS:

The Oceanaire is hideously overpriced to begin with, so I find it rich that anyone would complain about a 3% surcharge to their $35 half dozen littlenecks in the first place.

I can’t believe people are this fucking stupid. Raising minimum wage will make everyone more money. If people have extra money, they will spend it on stuff. All that money spent on stuff gets transferred back to the rich assholes that begrudgingly provide those wages to their employees.

Because who doesn’t love getting metal things tangled in your pubes, and then adding sand and water (preferably salt water)!

Do you seriously think there were no people in the 1700s who knew that slavery was an intolerable moral atrocity? Because, uh, history says otherwise.

The founders were pieces of shit, pretty much without exception, and I have no problem with tearing down every likeness of them ever assembled. But it does not follow that because Confederate statues are coming down, all statues must come down. Even a very small child knows better than that.

What really bothers me is that no one seems to get (or deliberately ignores) that the Nazi Party didn’t just come to power and then boom, instant Holocaust. Any time you point out the disturbing parallels on our current path some apologist, either rightwing or left, will invariably say “how dare you, it’s not like…

It boggles my mind how Nazi shit is legal in america under the 1st amendment.
For real. The argument is SO STUPID. “Oh it’s a slippery slope, if you ban nazi stuff, what’s next? The bible?”
No, you fucking idiot. You can LITERALLY stop at NAZI SHIT. It’s illegal in many other countries and they stopped at it. Here in…

That’s actually a good question. I hope Deadspin, Jezebel, TheRoot, etc. writers are all part of the union, and hopefully the union ensures equity on some basis or another, but I really don’t know.

I have pretty big nipples. They always look ready to cut glass. And I’m Canadian. There is nothing like a Canadian winter to ensure that my nipples are always ready to salute.

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Chandler had three...