People tell me all the time that I'm absolutely stunningly beautiful. I think I'm beautiful but not stunningly so, and if it weren't for the fact that people tell me this all the time, I'd think I'm average looking. How full of myself do I sound right now?

I raise your candle with weed perfume.

Star x10000 if I could

Yes!! or whenever I have a big essay/exam due, odds are I'll get the flu or something equally horrible a couple days beforehand. So i'm stuck spamming my profs emails and running to the clinic to get a doctors note while trying to stay conscious enough to study/write. Not fun.

I hate untimely unpunctual people, but dogs are the most legit excuse ever. There's a reason it's called puppy dog eyes. They look at you with those eyes begging you to stay a little longer... ahh just breaks your heart when you gotta leave.

1st MIA: Kendall's ass in those shorts? skirt?

Have you ever let a baby try and dress itself? Tha'ts what you get, cat ears and monstrosities bc baby doesn't know how to dress yet.

Ariana Grande, you're a baby so its slightly more forgivable for you to make mistakes. That said, do not give puppies away at concerts. NO. You're being a BAD GIRL. If a fan wants a puppy they can go to the shelter with their family and be vetted by the shelter to see if they make a suitable home. Those puppies you so…

You're right, on her the dress isn't great, but the dress alone I like the concept and would like to see someone else try it

Unpopular opinion; but I like the dress. It's very lacy and pretty and shows off her (minimal) goodies without showing too much. I like.

HOES REUNITE!

Wasps are straight up assholes, hornets are scary looking ugly bees and bees(the honey making variety) are cute fluffy pollenizing miracle makers who dance and fly and make honey.

Read the title and was like YASSS YOU GO GIRL! Crazy to think how few people know what a badass woman Anita Hill is. Honestly hat's off to that woman, and that Kerry Washington is playing her is a cherry on top. Can't wait for this film.

Yup. called my best friendat the time bawling my eyes out thinking I was dying. the pain, the blood, the confusion...

Aphrodite hon, Athena is Apollo's twin

Setting up tvs and cable boxes.. don't they just magically set themselves up after you open the box? if not can we make this happen before I buy a set.

Or worse; dark brown or black with blonde streaks. My eyes burn.

Like every 'ma-tante' has dyed their hair purply auburn with over plucked eyebrows. *shudders* I'm a Montrealer who doesnt wear makeup and every morning when I look at my reflection in the metro windows, I look like a zombie compared to the full faced women I'm surrounded by.

I just learnt yesterday the difference between reply and reply all in a group email. I'm somewhat ashamed, but then again I'm not in any position of authority (even if my dog thinks otherwise), although I am a millenial so shouldn't I have this shit down?

I can tolerate eggs about once a month, that one time my eggs damn well runny so my toast can soak up the yellowy goodness. The reason I don't eat eggs often is well chicken periods aren't that appealing when you realize that indeed a hen's egg did not get fertilized and so she layed an egg rather than an egg with a…