NO NECK MONSTER.

Kinda ironic though that the model wearing the high waist bottom, really has nothing to try and hide or suck in or shape. Though she does look great and I would wear the fuck outta those bathing suit -in the water, then probs strip to my birthday suit to get my tan on

The tan lines though. My eyes are burning at the thought of the tan lines from those bikinis. Probably bc I like little to no tan lines- all about that stripper tan!!!

Yesss I wanna know more about sunscreen!!

Raw sugar (like the packets you get at a coffeeshop for free) or coarse sea salt and coconut oil or even olive oil if coconut oil makes your allergies flare up. Rub some oil on your face, scrub some sugar on then rinse with cool water. Soft as a baby's bum, I promise.

Slightly off topic, but I love The Wizard of Oz series. It's not gory but it has some great lessons which a lot of grown ass adults could learn from. Plus it touches on topics like death penalty and gender identities... really its an awesome series but sadly people only know it for the film or for the first book when…

You'll find another big dick. Don't worry, you just gotta keep searching

But they said they surveyed mostly men of European and Middle Eastern descent.... I don't know if that's considered the world...

Did you really expect Hollywood to be sensible? I mean really, Hollywood. That place where dreams go to die, and if you're a black actor you're gonna be portrayed as A. a Gangster B. a felon, C. an (recovering) addict D. angry black woman, E. single black mama living in the ghetto F. a slave

Wouldn't it be polygaME from him and monogamy from her that he expects? ugh everything about that song annoys me. If they are in an open relationship then she can fuck whomever she wants, wherever she wants. If one of the guys (yeahhh multiple guys) I'm seeing? fucking? were to get on their high horse that i'm…

Makes Kim Kardashian look like a good mother. Can I Live?!

Don't forget those bloody Longchamps purses. Still not sure why they are a thing or why you would pay over 10 $ for a nylon purse

My (firstworld) problem is that winter boots plus my wool socks keep my feet so damn warm and I walk so much that my feet begin to sweat. Then they get cold because of the moisture. and then they stay cold because I have poor circulation to my extremities and my toesies and fingeries turn white yellow (as a mixed race…

Yup. I live in Montreal and the cold is like something you wish upon your absolute worst enemies if you really hate them. Step outside unprepared and the wind will freeze you to the core. And when its humid, you best just stay inside because no matter how warmly you're dressed the moisture will seep into your bones…

Yeah hes big in Canada. But ugh MK. Every basic bitch has his watch, his purse, wallet, iPhone case, rain boots, and probably a small statue to which they pray to every night.

@Amber Preach Sistah! Personal annoyance that happens on a weekly basis, I straighten my hair and so ya know, it's longer, I see friends etc, I live my life. Next day, its curly cuz ya know I washed it, and therefore its shorter. EVERY DAMN TIME someone (often the same people) ask if I cut it. Childe, if I cut my hair…

Yes... well no. Animals don't belong in cages. What to do about these misogynists... I don't know. We can sterilize them so they don't reproduce?

Exactly, I highly doubt the student renters are gonna go through the trouble of planting and trimming their shrubs just in case a prowler could see through. A good percentage of the college students I know, don't bother with fancying up their temporary home, especially if they are living in a multilevel apartment…

Except what about winter? My plants would die, and then I'd have to hold a funeral every year for the plants that died, and then buy new ones to plant in the spring and that's too much effort. I'll just leave my backdoor unlocked so the boogeyman rapist can get me and I won't have to go through the trouble of…

Reminds of something a friend told me, she was like shouldn't men be insulted when we say the girl was asking for it. Are men such debased creatures that they see a woman in a short skirt and they just HAVE to rape her? Like there's no other choice, his brain is wired for him to just rape all the wanton women out…