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Obviously, she's making a play for the hammock, too.

Until you find a similar list with your name on the top in your parents' room...

Oh, please let her be 34.

I actually find this quite considerate in that these are things she's waiting to do once he's gone... somewhere... somehow...

Or the bear assassin she hired and now must get rid of.

I have often said it's a good thing little kids are cute because it is seriously the only reason we let them live. They are indeed stone cold little sociopaths. Back when she was 3 my (now completely mature and well adjusted) daughter used to talk about how when she was a grown up I would be dead and she would go to…

Not all psychopaths are killers. Most just get jobs in middle management and make the lives of everyone below them in rank miserable, driving them insane or making them suicidal.

Well, at least she has a plan.

Canada. Home of the free and the brave.

For an office job? That seems like an unnecessary waste of money; are drugged up secretaries that much of a problem down there? Yeesh. The whole war on drugs seems to be a colossal waste of resources to me, but I suspect, based on your name, that you would disagree. In Canada we are beginning to come around to the…

I've actually been on income assistance. I was unemployed for about six months. I had about $250 a month to live on, once I paid for rent.

Anyway, it all comes back to The Fourth Amendment of your Constitution.

So you are going to just ignore the point that I make and try to boil it down to a singular, rather weak argument. Fine.

Please educate me, where is the humor in the Challenger disaster? I was only 3 when it occurred so maybe I missed some of the nuance of seven people dying in a fiery explosion.

How about neglected kids of just shitty parents? Drug use isn't an accurate metric of lousy parents. My best friend's sister is a total pot head, but I haven't seen a more loving or devoted parent.

Because you're always on our lawns! With your smarty phones and your eye pads and your fancy coffee drinks we can't pronounce. Damn whippersnappers. My walker doesn't have blue tooth!

I've never been drug tested for a job. It is pretty easy to argue that requiring a drug test for something like this is illegal and unconstitutional as they are automatically implying guilt. If you disagree, then how about you allow an employer or your government to go through all of your emails, do an inspection of…

Well, considering withdrawal is deadly for many addicts, and considering they can't eat or do anything but shiver, throw up, and writhe in pain while going through withdrawal, I don't think that's surprising in the slightest.

You've never met an addict, have you?

Tennessee is the third most corrupt state in the U.S. (http://fortune.com/2014/06/10/mos…). If the idea is to stop scamming, they should start testing all the state officials first. And any test that doesn't include alcohol, the most abused mind altering substance in America, can't really be considered fair or…